Voile Mojo Nicknames

Dude, you’re pissing me off with the new board gloating (i want one too :().

I’d go with SC, but I’m partial to old skool Eddie Murphy. I remember watching that movie on VHS over and over between backyard mini-ramp sessions at my friend’s house back in junior high!!!

“Blown Edges”

I guess that is a little preemptive. But seriously, if you live in the rockies those things don’t stand a chance.

OR, how about “Mr. Hankey” ? 😀

Okay… I just got jparker’s Mr. Hanky comment. Very good, Mr. Parker. You have cracked me up with a poo joke.

@jparker wrote:

poop is funny

especially steezed out poop in matching hat and mittens

=”Voile sent me one to see how many I can blow out in one season. I have to send it back at the end of the season so they can dissect the damage.

Wow, they should send me a boad for testing, I blow out my fair share of edges every season on boards that I paid for.[/quote]

I put 100 days or so on my prototype Mojo last season with an average of about 4500 vertical feet per day. The base and edges are like new still. I am no lightweight. I weigh 235 lbs. I destroy everything I touch. It’s a gift ❗ 5 rides over no snow,maybe.

As a Montana shred I concur with the billy goat comments. I never needed a rock board when I was a highschool park rat in Minnesota.

Back to the original question on this thread, my suggestion – the man

“I feel good”

“Too funky in here”

“Get on the good foot”

“Turn it loose”

The list goes on and on brah

chocolate rain might beat out Mr. Hankey. 😀

My snowboarding story has a similarity shredgnar’s. I spent 12 years in the cascades (mainly at Baker) and would get easily 2-3 seasons out of a board (60+ days) with little more than perhaps a base weld. Then spent 2 seasons in the Wasatch (pretty much the same for coverage/damage as the cascades) before moving to Big Sky.

What a lesson Lone Peak is – crash course of buddhism re: accepting impermanence.

“Get used to it quick” one local said about trashing equipment in order to get to/ride fun lines. If one rides the upper mountain 60+ days a year, you can count on replacing your board every year (and I’m talking NS, Venture, Arbor and Option). The one Burton Triumph I rode on LP lasted 2 months?! and that was considered their 2 year warranty “tough” board.

Hard lesson as I grew up ski racing so riding well tuned gear is in my blood. Good thing I have close friends that work in my local repair shop.

I’ll keep you posted WHEN I blow my first edge out Dave at Voile on the other hand thinks otherwise.

PS. Assuredly this is not from sideslipping over rocks. Sometimes I’m the annoying one giving the grommets and earful from the chair. Not sure who is more annoying in these cases.