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  • #568941
    jimw
    1421 Posts

    I just found the most essential piece of backcountry gear since the avy transceiver. You know how sometimes you’re in the backcountry, and you just want a damn banana?? But if you put it in your pack it gets bruised, and nobody wants a bruise on their banana. Well, enter the Banana Guard!!

    Alternate definitions at urbandictionary.com notwithstanding, this thing actually works. It does in fact accomodate quite a range of banana shapes and sizes. And of course it is quite a conversation piece when you whip it out, so to speak.

    #596973
    jcocci
    699 Posts

    Oh where do the comments begin?

    #596974
    affix snow
    521 Posts

    I dont even know were to start……..

    #596975
    SanFrantastico
    1514 Posts

    Dood! I actually own a banana guard! It is the crudest-looking piece of fruit protection gear, ever! But does protect a banana pretty well…

    Putting the poo in swimming pool since 1968.

    #596976
    IridePow
    288 Posts

    Ha…… too bad that thing is not big enough for my banana! 😀

    #596977
    Will
    377 Posts

    #596978
    powderjunkie
    1669 Posts

    how can you intergrate this with Shat Shorts? I see a joint venture on the horizon.

    #596979
    knucklesplitter
    340 Posts

    I hear OCD is adamant about guarding his banana in the BC… and keeping it clean and well groomed too.

    #596980
    SanFrantastico
    1514 Posts

    **Bump**

    The banana guard is now in the Gear Room.

    Putting the poo in swimming pool since 1968.

    #596981
    Mumbles
    753 Posts

    And I thought I was radical making a PVC tube to carry an apple or orange, nothing better than some fresh fruit after a hike or skin into something nice…but I have never thought of eating a banana…but the container compared to the photo of the banana hammock dies disturb.

    #596982
    ride_pow
    116 Posts

    @Will wrote:

    First picture that came to my mind as well. There is something wrong with me.

    #596983
    mc1212
    45 Posts

    needs some sort of insulation too. my banana froze stiff this past weekend. my wife was stoked though.

    #596984
    el diablo
    23 Posts

    i like to keep my banana a little on the warm side cause if it gets cold it shrinks and then nobody wants it

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