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October 17, 2014 at 8:10 am #580177
peacefrog
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What’s the difference between a lentil and a chickpea?
you wouldn’t pay to have a lentil on your chest.
October 22, 2014 at 3:29 pm #677675
splittilps
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What do you call an attractive girl on the arm of a splitboarder?
A tattoo.
Originally a banjo-player joke but I had to make it relevant to the forum.
October 28, 2014 at 5:06 pm #677676
Bralex
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What’s the difference between a guide and a large pizza?
A large pizza can feed a family of four.
October 28, 2014 at 7:36 pm #677677
saign
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A skier told me this one on the lift once.
what do you call a snowboarder who’s girlfriend broke up with him?…Homeless
October 29, 2014 at 12:50 am #677678
fustercluck
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How do you get a half dozen snowboarders out of a closet?
Raise the rent
October 29, 2014 at 4:14 am #677679
HansGLudwig
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Whad’ya call a split boarder in a tie?
The defendant.
Be sure to bookmark Splitboard.com's Recent Activity page...
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October 29, 2014 at 5:11 am #677680
FlorianS
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Two snowboarders walking down the street get to talking. One says to the other: “hey man, I just got a new board for my wife”
his friend replies: “that’s a good trade”.
October 29, 2014 at 5:50 am #677681
acopafeel
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that was fantastic and made my day peacefrog!!!
October 29, 2014 at 7:08 am #677682
ieism
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What is the difference between an onion and a snowboard?
You don’t cry when you cut a snowboard in half.
http://flatlandsplitfest.com/
October 29, 2014 at 7:59 am #677683
peacefrog
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how many splitboarders does it take to change a lightbulb?
two, one to hold the lightbuld and one to drink till the room starts spinning
October 29, 2014 at 3:06 pm #677684
aksltxlt
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What do you call two skiers on shaped skis?
pair o ball lickers
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