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- March 6, 2013 at 3:24 pm #578432KillclimbzParticipant
Backcountry Skiers Against Splitboards
I like how they say Splitboards don’t belong in the backcountry, but then they support the Snowboard Bans at Alta, MRG, and Deer Valley. Just a plain old we hate snowboarding page.
March 6, 2013 at 3:50 pm #666784wjbParticipant“Backcountry Skiers Against Splitboards educates backcountry skiers and snowboarders regarding the dangers associated with splitboard transition deficiencies when performing companion rescues for partners caught in an avalanche.”
What does this even mean?? :scratch: This has to be a joke. But hey they have 7 people liking it so far
March 6, 2013 at 4:13 pm #666785karkisParticipantthats pretty funny….
i’d think that if theyre so concerned about the time it would take for a split partner to dig their asses out of a slide, they might focus more on hazard evaluation, terrain selection, airbag use…. or moving to a coastal snowpack
i guess it is always a slowboarders fault if they get caught in an avalanche, ya gotta point fingers somewherenever summer snowboards
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atomic bootsMarch 6, 2013 at 4:27 pm #666786SPLITRIPPINParticipantI feel bad for that person…If you’re that big of a waste of chode skin to create that page, and doctor up a bumper sticker. Their mother obviously beat them for being the “slow child”. Either that or a splitboarder gave them a good rough shag one night, and never called them back 😥
That person probably still bathes with GI Joe action figures to help them find where the “big brown” shark came from. (if you don’t know that iconic comic reference…I’m showing my age)
March 6, 2013 at 4:28 pm #666787NoKneesParticipantNice fan club page… They are a little confused, and I’m a bit amused, so we are even… 😉
If the transition time of the snowboarder that they are relying on to save their bacon in an avalanche is their biggest (and apparently only) argument against splitters, they have bigger issues to deal with.
Greg - NoKnees
March 6, 2013 at 4:40 pm #666788singlewhitecavemanParticipant@wjb wrote:
“Backcountry Skiers Against Splitboards educates backcountry skiers and snowboarders regarding the dangers associated with splitboard transition deficiencies when performing companion rescues for partners caught in an avalanche.”
What does this even mean?? :scratch: …..:mrgreen:
I assume they’re referring to instances where a partner would get caught while another partner was in ski mode, who might then be a little slower to initiate a rescue.
Luckily, I have a guaranteed win-win solution for any skier who doesn’t like how fast I can hustle to the rescue. Stay the fuck out of my crew.
March 6, 2013 at 4:50 pm #666789powslashParticipantDude.
Fuck.
That is some rookie moves.
Snowboard hate is coming back in fashion…
http://kimkircher.com/2013/02/14/the-trouble-with-snowboarding/Still healing the PTSD wounds from the first skier war. Can’t go through this shit again.
March 6, 2013 at 5:42 pm #666790PedroDelfuegoParticipantThats it! I am going back to the full-on punk rock snowboarder prick I was in the 90’s.
I just had to comment on that chicks blog too.
March 6, 2013 at 6:08 pm #666791powslashParticipant@PedroDelfuego wrote:
Thats it! I am going back to the full-on punk rock snowboarder prick I was in the 90’s.
I just had to comment on that chicks blog too.
Ok, just realize, she doesn’t make it very clear but she is talking about intermediate riders who are having trouble progressing to the next level. Just so folks panties don’t get too wadded up. Still condescending though. Apparently written by her bad alter ego.
March 6, 2013 at 6:17 pm #666792fititParticipanttheir avitar is wrong, it needs a split in the middle! :disco:
March 6, 2013 at 6:31 pm #666793PedroDelfuegoParticipant@powslash wrote:
Just so folks panties don’t get too wadded up. Still condescending though. Apparently written by her bad alter ego.
Too late! My mohawk is already cut and I am now welding steel-toes onto my snowboard boots! Gotta still find my baggy-ass DCJ pants (Denver County Jail).
March 6, 2013 at 6:50 pm #666794powslashParticipant@PedroDelfuego wrote:
@powslash wrote:
Just so folks panties don’t get too wadded up. Still condescending though. Apparently written by her bad alter ego.
Too late! My mohawk is already cut and I am now welding steel-toes onto my snowboard boots! Gotta still find my baggy-ass DCJ pants (Denver County Jail).
YOU GO BOY!
March 6, 2013 at 8:43 pm #666795ieismParticipantHilarious! :bananas:
But what’s the point again? I’m slower digging you out than a skier, really? Wanna try?
I think this is just another attempt to get me to switch to hardboots, somehow.. 🙄
http://flatlandsplitfest.com/
March 7, 2013 at 1:22 am #666796maniacdaveParticipantThat was Pontus
March 7, 2013 at 3:14 am #666797imitationfunkParticipantThe only thing better than this website would be if MTNAPPROACH resurfaced. That would push us over the edge!
March 7, 2013 at 4:43 am #666798SwampbusterParticipantI say we stink up this FB page w/ pro-splitty propaganda. Who’s with me?
March 7, 2013 at 4:46 am #666799maniacdaveParticipantI’m having way to much fun over there with that dipshit.
That was Pontus
March 7, 2013 at 4:51 am #666800SwampbusterParticipantYeah, I think I noticed that. Just remember not to “relie” on your friends when you’re in the backcountry. 😉
March 7, 2013 at 4:54 am #666801schwalbsterParticipantOh geez, what a joke!
I say ignore it! If no one gives a shit that site will die down quick!
Attention and us going off over there is exactly what they want!After much research, experimentation and consideration, I have decided adulthood is not for me. Thank you for the opportunity.
March 7, 2013 at 5:02 am #666802provotroutParticipant@Swampbuster wrote:
I say we stink up this FB page w/ pro-splitty propaganda. Who’s with me?
:thumbsup:
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