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  • #566963
    steeleman
    61 Posts

    Sorry for the somewhat misleading title. This is not about the season’s first snow. Rather, it is about a far more monumental event for the father of a toddler:

    my daughter took her first dump in the toilet today. Diapers goodbye!

    #583827
    Killclimbz
    1165 Posts

    BAAAAWAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! 😆

    #583828
    mazu
    30 Posts

    what did she read?

    #583829
    affix snow
    521 Posts

    Thats great!

    I remember those days….its been a good 2 years! 😯

    #583830
    steeleman
    61 Posts

    @mazu wrote:

    what did she read?

    funny you should ask

    #583831
    bcrider
    4150 Posts

    right on steeleman!

    no more diapers is a great thing! 8)

    #583832
    Ecobrad
    2068 Posts

    Like father like daughter, except your probably reading Couloir.

    I wonder where Daisy got her love of a good adrenaline rush? 8) 😕

    #583833
    Ecobrad
    2068 Posts

    Double posts rule 😡 😡 😡

    #583834
    joesnow
    46 Posts

    Take it from a pro: If you’re convinced that one dump on the pot means ditch the diapers, be ready to have a few disgusting sessions of ringing out the panties in the bathroom sink, and running extra laundry loads.

    Ecobrad – dude, that might be a little high to be tossing the child.?

    #583835
    joesnow
    46 Posts

    Take it from a pro: If you’re convinced that one dump on the pot means ditch the diapers, be ready to have a few disgusting sessions of ringing out the panties in the bathroom sink, and running extra laundry loads.

    Ecobrad – dude, that might be a little high to be tossing the child.?

    #583836
    Ecobrad
    2068 Posts

    My 2.5 year old took her first dump three or four months ago…and I still change diapers and/or clean up messes every once in a while.

    JS-I’d take a bullet to ensure that she’s not dropped. In reality, the picture makes it look higher than it is. It’s safe, if it wasn’t Mom and the grandparents wouldn’t be cool with it. You should see the stuff she jumps off of. This kid is an adrenaline junky.

    #583837
    mazu
    30 Posts

    @steeleman wrote:

    funny you should ask

    Ha. I thought it was a joke, but I don’t know anything about those things…Good thing I’m not havin’ any.

    #583838
    dave aka banker
    1 Posts

    Here’s to more floaters! Just wait till’ she drops a trout on a plane and then flushes the power toilet….WHOOOOSSSSHH. That can set things back. Glad to know I’m not the only papa to have pic of the first dooskie. 😳 Not all the family members appreciated it when I attached the pic as an email attachment. Oh, well, milestone, you know. -Dave

    #583839
    steeleman
    61 Posts

    @dave (aka banker) wrote:

    Not all the family members appreciated it when I attached the pic as an email attachment.

    at least you didn’t post it on the WWW 🙂

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