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    bones get broke replied to the topic Hey look we have a fan club! AKA David Gottorff is a douche. in the forum Splitboard Talk Forum 9 years, 11 months ago

    I might be nervous or even take that threat seriously if I had done anything criminal or even wrong. I haven’t. I wouldn’t even know how to spam bomb someone if I took a class on it and I have only threatened an uncomfortable conversation if chance presented itself. The fact of the matter is, I made one phone call and posted one comment on his…[Read more]

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    bones get broke replied to the topic Hey look we have a fan club! AKA David Gottorff is a douche. in the forum Splitboard Talk Forum 9 years, 11 months ago

    @SPLITRIPPIN wrote:

    Who said anything about “fighting” …. I’m a puffer not a fighter. Key word here is “I’m”

    Dude, the only fighting that I do is when I fight the nearly uncontrollable urge to kick a second hole into your ass, right next to the torn up one that you already have. David Gottorff is a lowlife shit eater and he has to live with…[Read more]

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    bones get broke replied to the topic Hey look we have a fan club! AKA David Gottorff is a douche. in the forum Splitboard Talk Forum 9 years, 11 months ago

    @Snowolf wrote:

    Well, he has deleted everyone`s comments except those that agree with him.

    Hey guys, if you click on the photo of our friends child, under options you can report it to Facebook as harrassing a friend. I did this and I think everybody should do this until Facebook removes it.

    I’ve done this several times and FaceShot couldn’t give…[Read more]

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    bones get broke replied to the topic Hey look we have a fan club! AKA David Gottorff is a douche. in the forum Splitboard Talk Forum 9 years, 11 months ago

    @bcrider wrote:

    @bones get broke wrote:

    No offense intended here BCR, but he isn’t making fun of your son or posting information about your family on the Internet. Karma may get him, you’re right, I’m just going to do my part to speed the process. Hft is a dear friend of mine and his son is not a joke. I will not stop until that photo has been…

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    bones get broke replied to the topic Hey look we have a fan club! AKA David Gottorff is a douche. in the forum Splitboard Talk Forum 9 years, 11 months ago

    @bcrider wrote:

    Wow… :deadhorse:

    Tried to just ignore this whole thing but it seems like I need to add my :twocents: now

    Whether we all agree with David or not he is entitled to his opinion. If he wants to create a FB page about hate and his opinions that’s his prerogative.

    We all know his arguments are invalid and inaccurate but its not our…

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    bones get broke replied to the topic Hey look we have a fan club! AKA David Gottorff is a douche. in the forum Splitboard Talk Forum 9 years, 11 months ago

    @Killclimbz wrote:

    Per HFT’s request, I have added David Gottorf to the thread title. Looks like you guys are doing good work. Carry on.

    Spelling…David Gottorff. We don’t want any confusion.

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    bones get broke replied to the topic Hey look we have a fan club! AKA David Gottorff is a douche. in the forum Splitboard Talk Forum 9 years, 11 months ago

    I love how I was apparently “outed”…..I have never hid my identity. I (and I know that there are others) use a handle on here and on TGR as more of a discription of how I ski (used to split) than a means to hide. I have personally posted my info on this website in the past to prove a point in various flame wars of old. If you have done business…[Read more]

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    bones get broke replied to the topic V5 Corner Couliour in the forum Trip Reports 10 years, 10 months ago

    Such a depressing snow pack we have this year. Here’s what that gem of a peak normally looks like (photo taken Feb.21 ’09).
    I wish that I could get out with the spiltfest crew but I’m paying the price for a two week AK vacation back in early March.

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    bones get broke replied to the topic '09/'10 Zephyr 170 + all of the goodies **SOLD** in the forum Splitboard Swap 11 years, 1 month ago

    BUMP!!! because you will never find a rig this badass for this cheap.

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    bones get broke replied to the topic '09/'10 Zephyr 170 + all of the goodies **SOLD** in the forum Splitboard Swap 11 years, 1 month ago

    That’s the idea. Once I perfect the pow turn on skis, I’ll no more use for the resorts (once again).

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    bones get broke replied to the topic Silverton Splitfest 2012! in the forum Events 11 years, 3 months ago

    @SPLITRIPPIN wrote:

    …….If your sack makes an appearance…. I’ll snap a quick photo of documenting it’s awesomeness which I will then frame and mount in a promanent spot at my Unibomber cabin up in yonder wilderness.

    :thumpsup:

    Hahaha, fixed it for ya, Son. I know how bummed you were when the last such photo got destroyed.

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    bones get broke replied to the topic Silverton Splitfest 2012! in the forum Events 11 years, 3 months ago

    @SPLITRIPPIN wrote:

    shit balls.. yeah that’s right shit balls! 😯

    HFT has claimed the other room, but there is a mattress with plenty of room for 1 dude/gal, or a couple. This place has an outdoor hottub w/ a nice view of Kendall. Only one I know of for rent in town I believe. I stayed there last year, and it’s pimpin…

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    bones get broke replied to the topic Giggin N Thizzin on Middle Palisade: A Sierra Hoo Ride in the forum Trip Reports 11 years, 4 months ago

    Excellent line and way to work the Yay in there. I love it. The only way it gets better is if you had a Thizz face on for the look back stoke shot.

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    bones get broke replied to the topic Fountain of Youth 2011 (Party at the Pond) in the forum Trip Reports 11 years, 4 months ago

    So much stoke!!!
    Thanks BCR.

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    bones get broke replied to the topic Silverton Splitfest 2012! in the forum Events 11 years, 4 months ago

    This might have been better named San Juan Splitfest to avoid the confusion with Silverton (Gayer than a bag of dicks) ski hill. Silverton is just a town amidst all of the gnar. Hopefully everyone comes out and has fun.

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    bones get broke replied to the topic Svalbard? in the forum Splitboard Talk Forum 11 years, 9 months ago

    I wnt to go……….and never come back.
    Dude, I will try my damndest to bed me a hot Viking babe and set up a new bones franchise over there. That way I could stay and slay with reckless abandon and you guys can come over and visit.

    That’s my word, SON!!!!

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    bones get broke replied to the topic San Juan Slay: Sneffels & Teakettle meet Team Shred. in the forum Trip Reports 11 years, 9 months ago

    I heard that those 9 bushwankers really loved death exposure…….

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    bones get broke replied to the topic San Juan Slay: Sneffels & Teakettle meet Team Shred. in the forum Trip Reports 11 years, 9 months ago

    This TR is approved by Snake Plisskin.

    Mt. Sneffels and the Snake Plisskin Couloir. Turns out that this hill is largely populated by shitheels. Present company excluded of course.

    The crew:
    HikeforTurns

    Ronaldinho The Brazillian Soccer Star

    The Boot:

    HfT

    Ronaldinho

    ‘sending into the clouds….

    Bonus bluebird pow…[Read more]

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    bones get broke replied to the topic Silverton Splitfest 2012…Your Input Wanted!! in the forum Splitboard Talk Forum 11 years, 10 months ago

    Am I missing something? What is all of this talk of paying for guides? Several locals, myself included, have already signed on to show the goods. Personally, I refuse to pay someone to hold my hand and show me where to shred.

    Just my two pennies, it’s not like I know my way around these hills or anything…

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    bones get broke replied to the topic INTERIOR BC…WE SHALL RETURN…YOU SEXY RUGGED BEAST! in the forum Trip Reports 11 years, 10 months ago

    The ILLNESS!!!!!!

    Thanks for taking a break from your other career as a Soccer star to slay some of America’s hat.

    :thatrocks:

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