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 Post subject: I am the Best Snowboarder on the Mountain
PostPosted: Wed Oct 16, 2013 9:38 pm 
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I'll always start skinning before you,
Like five minutes ahead at all times
'Cause I know it's aggravating as fuck

My kick turns on point
And my uptrack will be 'just right'
Just right enough to leave you cursing

It's all good though
Busting your own trail doesn't hurt
Except that it's knee deep fresh

You'll crest the ridge
All sweaty and haggard
Shoulda ditched a layer

And I'll be there, gogs on
Changeover was tight
Ratchet go the straps

Shred ya later! I'll shout
Or maybe, Eat my powder!
Whatever, it'll sound rad when you hear it

And you'll look on as I drop in
A perfect little slash
On that windlip above the tree

Whooping it up with every faceshot
Easy hucks off every pillow
Perfect landings between the trees

You'll make your own way down
Back leg's burning
Don't wallow in the flats!

And you'll arrive at the bottom
Just as exhausted
Just as hurt

But that shit eating grin
Tells me all I need to know
It was totally worth it

Because nobody becomes
The best snowboarder on the mountain
Without having been second

So what do you say?
Skins on, let's do it again?
Totally.


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 Post subject: Re: I am the Best Snowboarder on the Mountain
PostPosted: Wed Oct 16, 2013 11:02 pm 
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 Post subject: Re: I am the Best Snowboarder on the Mountain
PostPosted: Thu Oct 17, 2013 2:19 am 
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 Post subject: Re: I am the Best Snowboarder on the Mountain
PostPosted: Fri Oct 18, 2013 11:28 am 
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maniacdave wrote:
Because nobody becomes
The best snowboarder on the mountain
Without having been second
.


I wouldn't know. I've always been the best snowboarder on the mountain.


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 Post subject: Re: I am the Best Snowboarder on the Mountain
PostPosted: Fri Oct 18, 2013 11:51 am 
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How to ensure you're the best snowboarder on the mountain. Ride with skiers

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 Post subject: Re: I am the Best Snowboarder on the Mountain
PostPosted: Fri Oct 18, 2013 12:30 pm 
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Or you could e the one having the most fun... But who really cares about fun anyways?

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 Post subject: Re: I am the Best Snowboarder on the Mountain
PostPosted: Fri Oct 18, 2013 9:35 pm 
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Whatever. I'm so much better than you guys.


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 Post subject: Re: I am the Best Snowboarder on the Mountain
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You know the season is getting close when we start writing poetry!

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 Post subject: Re: I am the Best Snowboarder on the Mountain
PostPosted: Sun Oct 20, 2013 8:48 am 
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Pretty much says it all. :thumbsup:


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