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 Post subject: Re: dgg wants your shit
PostPosted: Tue Oct 26, 2010 11:43 am 
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Telling your parents your gay.

Oh man. I just laughed out loud here in my office. Good thing most people are at lunch.


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 Post subject: Re: dgg wants your shit
PostPosted: Tue Oct 26, 2010 7:01 pm 
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What's the difference between a Ski Patroller and a large pizza?

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 Post subject: Re: dgg wants your shit
PostPosted: Tue Oct 26, 2010 9:35 pm 
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At least the pizza can feed a family of four.

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 Post subject: Re: dgg wants your shit
PostPosted: Tue Oct 26, 2010 9:47 pm 
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IS that the same as the difference between a ski guide and god?

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 Post subject: Re: dgg wants your shit
PostPosted: Tue Oct 26, 2010 9:52 pm 
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I imagine it probably is, but that's gonna depend on your answer.

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 Post subject: Re: dgg wants your shit
PostPosted: Wed Oct 27, 2010 8:28 am 
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(This was told to me by a lady I was chatting up years ago at a bar in Queenstown, NZ).

Q: What do snowboarders use for birth control?


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 Post subject: Re: dgg wants your shit
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Their personalities.

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 Post subject: Re: dgg wants your shit
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How many snowboarders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

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 Post subject: Re: dgg wants your shit
PostPosted: Wed Oct 27, 2010 9:49 am 
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Answer:

2...

One to screw it in and the other one to say: "I can do that!"



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 Post subject: Re: dgg wants your shit
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What do you call two skiiers going down a hill with shaped skiis?


Pair a ball lickers

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 Post subject: Re: dgg wants your shit
PostPosted: Wed Sep 18, 2013 9:04 pm 
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I just found these old jokes again, and they're hilarious. By the way, how many snowboarders does it take to screw in a light bulb?


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 Post subject: Re: dgg wants your shit
PostPosted: Tue Sep 24, 2013 4:18 am 
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dgg wrote:
I just found these old jokes again, and they're hilarious. By the way, how many snowboarders does it take to screw in a light bulb?


Two, but how the hell did they get in there?


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