La Sportiva Sideral Boots

idtmcp542 · **Posted:** Wed Sep 05, 2012 8:27 am

Funniest thing I've read all summer

aliasptr · **Posted:** Wed Sep 05, 2012 10:25 am

Definitely one of the funniest posts I have ever read on here. So true.

I would love to try some of these La Sportiva boots.

Snurfer · **Posted:** Wed Sep 05, 2012 12:06 pm

Russman for the win! :headbang:

With all due respect to Barrows and Brooks, this totally made my day.

BGnight · **Posted:** Wed Sep 05, 2012 1:15 pm

Russell, please post drunk more. I couldn't stop cracking up last night!

Hardboots are still gay, mods are stupid, and I am the best balding 40 year old, cockhead shredder in a 100 mile radius of Russman's mom!!

I <3 barrows and his kooky infatuation with all things plastic

Ecobrad · **Posted:** Wed Sep 05, 2012 2:45 pm

Classic

Jason4 · **Joined:** Thu Sep 17, 2009 2:38 pm **Posts:** 205

Russ!

maniacdave · **Posted:** Wed Sep 05, 2012 6:56 pm

Thread drift win!

Waiting for Russman's commentary on the Gnu vs Libtech debate....

Ecobrad · **Posted:** Wed Sep 05, 2012 10:45 pm

NO, anything but Russ on the Spark vs Karakoram debate!!!

maniacdave wrote:

Thread drift win!

Waiting for Russman's commentary on the Spark vs Karakorum, G3 vs Voile skins, Gnu vs Libtech debates....

bcrider · **Posted:** Thu Sep 06, 2012 5:35 pm

russman wrote:

barrows wrote:

BGnight wrote:

barrows wrote:

BGnight wrote:

But those are SKI boots. Why would you want SKI boots?

Simple Brooks: because boots, and most bindings (hell, most boards as well), made for snowboarding suck :wink:

I was not aware that I've been having so much fun the last 20 years on gear that sucked. So why don't all you fruit booters just take up skiing since you're all trying so hard to be one? That must mean you use ski boots in bounds too. If snowboard gear sucks so bad then why do 99.9% of resort riders not use ski equipment on their snowboards? Are they just misinformed?

Heck, 90% of riders suck as well....

Hahaha Borrows when was the last time you saw the skill level of the average Baker or Alpental shredder? I don't care that you use hardboots. I love that I get to giggle my pants off when I read the millionth post that goes something like this:

barrows wrote:

A properly modded hardboot setup is superior in every way because its superior and light and skis uphill so well

BGnight wrote:

Hardboots aren't snowboard boots because they're so hard and gay and stuff

barrows wrote:

You most obviously aren't a true mountaineer and don't slog as well as I do because my hard boots flex and skin so much better and I don't compromise anything on the downhill because I modded them so so well and stuff

BGnight wrote:

I'm a true hardcore Tahoe mega shredder and I'm also a cockhead and I love letting you know how much of a cockhead I am, and hardboots are still gay

barrows wrote:

You are indeed a dick and my hardboots are much harder than yours

BGnight wrote:

My turns are much larger and steezier than your turns because my angular moment of inertia is incredibly superior and my turns are more dynamic and surfy

barrows wrote:

How dare you question my surfiness. I mod my hardboots so so well and they bend and surf in far superior and better ways than your inferior boots

BGnight wrote:

Hardboots are still gay, and I'm loving my dickedness

barrows wrote:

I conducted studies on my hardboots and found them to be superior in every scientific way possibly possible

BGnight wrote:

Your studies are not valid because they were funded by the republicans and are proof of a government conspiracy to overthrow snowboard mountaineering softboot technologies development

barrows wrote:

You are a god damned KOOK

BGnight wrote:

Yes I know but at least I'm not a fruit booter!

barrows wrote:

Your argument has no basis in snowboard science logic

BGnight wrote:

I'm tired and can start this again tomorrow. Sleep well, Borrows

barrows wrote:

Sleep well, BGnight!

Post of the Year goes to Russman! :headbang:

Russman reminds us all that being able to laugh at yourself is an important skill in life! :thatrocks:

maniacdave · **Posted:** Thu Sep 06, 2012 6:00 pm

Ecobrad wrote:

NO, anything but Russ on the Spark vs Karakoram debate!!!

maniacdave wrote:

Thread drift win!

Waiting for Russman's commentary on the Gnu vs Libtech debate....

I forgot.

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