- ullr is straight awol in these parts. warrant has been issued for his return unharmed to the pnw. be burnin' more effigies to please him in the meantime. burn ban be damned.
- two weeks it's on for the super "bowl". seatown is so hyped this lid is gonna blow. so smoke em if ya got em
- weekend recap.....pretty much went down as planned above. spent about 5hours too many at da local brew joint. paid off in spades as recently single up-town girl from boulevard park made a random appearance. seed's been planted to be reaped when cool down period expires.
new paragraph to highlight the kick ass job those plant-a-seed cats did with the smash life banked slalom on saturday at alpental. doobie and a brew in the starting gate. what more can be said other than a BIG THANK YOU! sadistic course though. ewwww we!
speaking of planting seeds....sunday seahawk fever indeed was a panty remover night as expected. not sure what's up with the sactown-to-seatown express all these ladies be coming here on but it's all good. keep that train a rollin'. sac-town ladies bring it. and bitchez be rollling on the two wheels of steel to boot. pshhhh. dome = blown
monday-am quarterbacking bike ride to hatties to keep the stoke going.
with a state of the union like that it makes life's vicissitudes seem like first world problems.
wellz, wellz, wellz....happy to report ullr's return to the cascades unharmed.
speaking of unharmed-----check it...unhappy to report that da prez's luck ran out. bartender lady friend wasn't having da prez's shenanigans so no invite to stick around until shift was over and back to her crib. equates to a wobbly sesh of pedaling home down one of Seatown's biggest hills. end result was a digger straight to the shoulder and could be out for remainder of season. no biking to boot. da f#$%???? mighta bonked the dome too as da prez woke up that night at 3:30am thinking it was time to get ready for work. started coffee, looked at clock and sez w-da-f? back to bed in pain. ay yo...no pain no gain. time to test the mental fortitude of hearing about pow slaying w/o me. psshhhhh. specialist next week for detailed analsyisisisis. tis all psyops anywho.
time to mount lil prez's trail-a-bike to bro-hams bike for weekend festivities. sling up da arm such that it'll support launching fireworks while other hand holds on to handle bars. visualize one of dem arm pads / falcon perches. nothing but blue & green roman candles this weekend. duck and cover bishes.