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 Post subject: lets talk shit about Jeremy Jones
PostPosted: Tue Jun 04, 2013 12:31 am 
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Just got a carbon Solution. I loved my previous regular solution and had no issues with it. That said I would love to piss people off by having a JJ hate thread.

Why doesn't Jeremy Jones use toilet paper?
cuz he thinks his shit don't stink

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 Post subject: Re: lets talk shit about Jeremy Jones
PostPosted: Tue Jun 04, 2013 10:43 am 
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I have a 2011-12 Jones soultion that fell apart before i even rode it 5 times. But i did like the shape and on snow performance. I would love to get ahold of the Carbon solution. i imagine its built with much higher quality than the one i have.

Either way, i doubt you will get much haters for J.J on this site? I dont know him personally, but at least we ( splitboarders) have someone making a living doing what we all love and living the dream. good for him

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 Post subject: Re: lets talk shit about Jeremy Jones
PostPosted: Tue Jun 04, 2013 11:48 am 
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I heard Jeremy is behind REI's new return policy!


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 Post subject: Re: lets talk shit about Jeremy Jones
PostPosted: Tue Jun 04, 2013 12:32 pm 
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Jermey is pretty cool, he isn't the best rider ever, but seriously who is? (Terje?) Having met him it's hard for me to talk bad about him.
I have a 2011-2012 154cm flagship and I love it, no durability issues whatsoever.

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 Post subject: Re: lets talk shit about Jeremy Jones
PostPosted: Tue Jun 04, 2013 1:09 pm 
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imitationfunk wrote:
I heard Jeremy is behind REI's new return policy!


I'm actually glad they've changed it. The last time I went to the local scratch and dent sale at REI I saw some ratty ass shoes for $10 that said on the tag, "customer wore shoes for two years, returned because they were uncomfortable."
I'm convinced one day I will meet that dude and beat him to death with the shoes I bought for ten bucks and now carry with me everywhere I go.

Oh: how many Jeremy Jones does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one, he holds the bulb and the world revolves around him.

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 Post subject: Re: lets talk shit about Jeremy Jones
PostPosted: Tue Jun 04, 2013 1:31 pm 
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I'm actually glad they've changed it. The last time I went to the local scratch and dent sale at REI I saw some ratty ass shoes for $10 that said on the tag, "customer wore shoes for two years, returned because they were uncomfortable."
I'm convinced one day I will meet that dude and beat him to death with the shoes I bought for ten bucks and now carry with me everywhere I go.

Oh: how many Jeremy Jones does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one, he holds the bulb and the world revolves around him.

^^^ Both of those are gold... something I didn't expect from this lame attempt at a pot-stirring thread.

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 Post subject: Re: lets talk shit about Jeremy Jones
PostPosted: Tue Jun 04, 2013 3:55 pm 
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Dude just side slips everything and needs guides to shred....weak. Plus my flagship completely exploded on me the 2nd time I got off the lift at Boreal and the shrapnel from the shoddy construction killed 2 infants.


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 Post subject: Re: lets talk shit about Jeremy Jones
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If I was good enough to be sponsored and rode everyday I'd be as good as he is.


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 Post subject: Re: lets talk shit about Jeremy Jones
PostPosted: Tue Jun 04, 2013 7:37 pm 
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JJ challenged Superman to a supergnar 3k' 70-degree-chute-shredding contest off the summit of an unnamed AK peak ending in a 300' bergschrund. The loser had to wear his underwear outside his clothes.

nuff said.

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 Post subject: Re: lets talk shit about Jeremy Jones
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Dude's not ripping at all, I can't believe he's a pro.

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 Post subject: Re: lets talk shit about Jeremy Jones
PostPosted: Wed Jun 05, 2013 12:22 am 
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wasatchfreeride84093 wrote:
Jermey is pretty cool, he isn't the best rider ever, but seriously who is? (Terje?) Having met him it's hard for me to talk bad about him.
I have a 2011-2012 154cm flagship and I love it, no durability issues whatsoever.


So you're kind of missing the point. I like Jeremy fine and am stoked on this boards. BUT he fucked my wife and my son died when the factory making his snowboards collapsed (me employing my son in a Malaysian sweatshop not with standing).

This is a place for extremes. Either JJ is Jesus (the guy who died for you sins) or he's Jesus (the guy who exposes himself to 8 year olds)

Pick a side!

PS if you'd like to change sides with each post..... that's even better

"8 year olds dude"

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 Post subject: Re: lets talk shit about Jeremy Jones
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Watching Deeper cured my son of autism.

When I put my Jones board on the roof rack my Hummer gets 50 miles per gallon.

I put a Jones bumper sticker on my car and now I get pulled over by cops just so they can get my autograph and hang out.

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 Post subject: Re: lets talk shit about Jeremy Jones
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Hahaha. He's a cool dude who's looking out for his family now. But seriously wtf is up with the Coors comercial. That pretty much killed it for me. I was hoping that My Own Two Feet and Deeper meant that he was moving away from sponsers, not recruiting them. But seriously, what would you do if you were in his shoes? I wouldn't let me boards be made in Africa, that's for sure.


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