A Splitboard is a snowboard for hippies who don't know how to telemark. When such a hippie needs to commune with nature during the cold winter months he will load his stomach with muesli and his rucksack with herb before splitting his snowboard lengthwise into two skis and heading into the wilderness. When he tires of climbing he smokes several bowls and joins the skis back into a solid snowboard for the ride home.
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