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 Post subject: Re: Hey look we have a fan club!
PostPosted: Mon Mar 11, 2013 8:04 pm 
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Yes it is,

Guy is a douche of the highest order.

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 Post subject: Re: Hey look we have a fan club!
PostPosted: Mon Mar 11, 2013 9:27 pm 
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If you really want to increase the position of this thread in search results, here's how:

1. change the title of this post to "DAVID GOTORFF IS A DOUCHE BAG"

2. link to this thread from elsewhere on the web, such as blogs, other forum posts, etc using the words "David Gottorff" in the link anchor text. Like this: DAVID GOTTORFF IS A DOUCHE BAG

3. Put the words "David Gottorff" in the very first sentence of the first post, so that it appears in the meta description under the page title that shows in the search results, or the meta description tag. Currently, the posts show an empty meta desc tag in the HTML <meta name="description" content=" " />, so Google just grabs the first 150 characters or so and uses that. Not only will adding the keyword add more relevance, the word "David Gottorff" will appear in bold text in the meta tag as it will in the all caps page title pulled form the title thread. This means better rankings and better click-thru-rates.

Repeating the word David Gottorff over and over is an exercise in futility. It's important that the word appears in the content, but what's most important is where it appears (page title, meta tags, mark-up, alt tags, etc. It's better just to write what you think about the subject in many variations (more natural content), and use more exact matches of the keyword in the meta tags, image alt tags, URLs that use the keyword in the file name (/david-gottorff-is-a-douche-bag), and videos using file names, titles and taggs containing the keywords (and shared on YouTube, Vimoe), etc. A Google+ profile would also help, but impersonating someone on the web is a crime, and I am not recommending that you do any of these things or commit a crime.

And there you have it. SEO 101.


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 Post subject: Re: Hey look we have a fan club!
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If you really want to increase the position of this thread in search results, here's how:

1. change the title of this post to "DAVID GOTORFF IS A DOUCHE BAG"

2. link to this thread from elsewhere on the web, such as blogs, other forum posts, etc using the words "David Gottorff" in the link anchor text. Like this: DAVID GOTTORFF IS A DOUCHE BAG

3. Put the words "David Gottorff" in the very first sentence of the first post, so that it appears in the meta description under the page title that shows in the search results, or the meta description tag. Currently, the posts show an empty meta desc tag in the HTML <meta name="description" content=" " />, so Google just grabs the first 150 characters or so and uses that. Not only will adding the keyword add more relevance, the word "David Gottorff" will appear in bold text in the meta tag as it will in the all caps page title pulled form the title thread. This means better rankings and better click-thru-rates.

Repeating the word David Gottorff over and over is an exercise in futility. It's important that the word appears in the content, but what's most important is where it appears (page title, meta tags, mark-up, alt tags, etc. It's better just to write what you think about the subject in many variations (more natural content), and use more exact matches of the keyword in the meta tags, image alt tags, URLs that use the keyword in the file name (/david-gottorff-is-a-douche-bag), and videos using file names, titles and taggs containing the keywords (and shared on YouTube, Vimoe), etc. A Google+ profile would also help, but impersonating someone on the web is a crime, and I am not recommending that you do any of these things or commit a crime.

And there you have it. SEO 101.


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 Post subject: Re: Hey look we have a fan club!
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ShredLife wrote:
HikeforTurns wrote:
Yes it is,

Guy is a douche of the highest order.

This thread is only on page 2 of google search though, so Google "david gottorff" and click the link to this thread. SHould help increase its visibility

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 Post subject: Re: Hey look we have a fan club!
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hmmmmm. very public display of bad judgment, law student, enviro practice out west is a very small group. there was this guy back in law school who posted a lot of unbalanced argumentative crap, wonder how his loans are feeling these days. Potential new hires get googled to death. I'd scrub it amigo, you have kind of a memorable last name. When you are looking at a stack of well-qualified folks, you kinda look for reasons to drop some.


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 Post subject: Re: Hey look we have a fan club!
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Ah...DAMN! I go away for the weekend and shit got crazy. Is that guy retarded posting pictures of my brothers! He realizes that Bonez does not simply beat around the bush if put in a position of agitation. I'm seriously concerned that David is going to open the door and see a freekin giant of a mother fokkin backcountry crusher named Bonez looking down into David's beady little rat eyes...5 seconds before the yeti knocks his teeth and his nose out the back of his head.

I've seen Bonez take multiple shots to the baby makers at a Venture/Ska opening party. He will kill this dude, especially for posting personal information.

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 Post subject: Re: Hey look we have a fan club!
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HikeforTurns wrote:
He made the mistake of using his real FB account to post something. I called him out and he deleted it. Later confirmed through a mutual friend.

I'm better at the internets.


I hate to be the devils advocate, but you need to provide more details to prove your case if you're going to ruin this guy's career. I'm starting to think its someone else, but it would be nice to hear David or one of his friends speak up and set the record straight.


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 Post subject: Re: Hey look we have a fan club!
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This guy is a douche. I can't wait until Bonez meets this guy in person. That is a confrontation I want to see in person! I can't believe he can post pictures of HFT's kid and Bonez, that's just low.

ShredLife wrote:
HikeforTurns wrote:
Yes it is,

Guy is a douche of the highest order.

This thread is only on page 2 of google search though, so Google "david gottorff" and click the link to this thread. SHould help increase its visibility

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I e mailed him to confirm. Interesting correspondence for sure, what a tool shed convention. He wants to call my boss on me (I'm self employed) and sick his lawyer on me. Bring it on David! He compared splitboarders to N Korea. Unreal.


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Interesting correspondence for sure,
Do share...

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Fucker spam bombed me. Alright David, game on.


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