Man, I'm busted.... I was out in the woods of Mormon country, eatin some stems, and caps trying out my new monkey fleece steez. I was just sitting down to roll a cheecher when these lolly gaggin Mormons stumbled upon me, and ran off like a bunch of scared chitlins.
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SPLITRIPPIN wrote:
Man, I'm busted.... I was out in the woods of Mormon country, eatin some stems, and caps trying out my new monkey fleece steez. I was just sitting down to roll a cheecher when these lolly gaggin Mormons stumbled upon me, and ran off like a bunch of scared chitlins.
Once again, Splitrippin out does himself. Bringing the lolz.
I swear I'm gonna start a hall of fame thread for this stuff.
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Nice pic Spicolli! Ya see what I was doing there was trying to knock of some stray dangle berries from chowing all that smoked Salmon and 420 brews that Mr. Ale Capone crafted.
In my twisted mind it would have been classic footage if that "Squatch" would have ran after them lolly gaggin Mormons "flying the squirrel". And if you don't know what flying the squirrel is. Grab your left and right juevos, spread your wings, and fly squirrel, fly!
I shall be rocking that move all 2013
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Joined: Sat Feb 20, 2010 9:25 pm Posts: 31 Location: Backside, Wasnatch
Jebus! Stems, caps, and monkey fleece steezes! Cheechers, scared mo chitlins, flying squirrels (fscking hilarious), and dingleberries. All within shoutin' hearin' of yours truly here on the Wasnatch backside!!! RAD! Dude must wipe with 20 grit sandpaper....at home, let alone while touring. Hero! Stop by for 's and 's next time....and thanks for the laughs.
1st time ripping w/ 3 outstanding fellows Ale_Ka-puff, Spicolli, and (twist one)TEX
1st time splitting in WA..(long approach, with multiple water crossings)
1st time watching the aforementioned bastards fire down an impressive amount of "astronaut air"(cuz, you're going to be spaced the eff out!, meng)...
Lookin forward to a return, minus the dangle barry's. I stashed those in TEX's boots.
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