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HARD BOOTS SUCK!!!

"I just demoed a 178 Voile Swallowtail with Garmont Harboots, and it was the most radical ride EVVVAR!"

cute joke

Envy/jealousy/Ignorance will have people do weird things.....but so is life, you all know one or knew one if your smart.

BG when you learn to ride switch you can start telling people what sucks and what doesn't suck...Cause nothing screams GAPER like someone who can't ride switch. Next thing your gonna tell us is you learned a 180.

And Russman you don't have the riding skills/experience or flow to shred a swallow. Besides that set-ups not for riding resorts so what would you do with it. You need to learn snow and how to traverse an icy slope first. The backcountry is for big boys, not over the weekender BARNEY's.

Now go back to the resorts you KOOKS.

I am not debating that I am a kook, because I am. Now BG on the other hand, is a well established porn star...

YOU CAN'T STEEZE IN HARDBOOTS!

Soft boots only exist as a compliment to the snowboard which, as everyone knows, is a sport invented under the ADA (Americans with Disabilities Act) to allow the skiing disabled (otherwise known as gapers) among us, who can't seem to coordinate 2 boards and hardboots, a way to enjoy the mountains.

Awww SNAP!!!!!!

And calling out Barney's is a total Barney move..... Brah!

Alright, I got to write this shit down. I'm always trying to improve on my internet shit talking skills. So, let me get this right. Calling someone a barney makes you a barney. So did you just call me a barney or did you just call yourself a barney. I need to understand this better so if I ever check out TGR I won't get called a JONG.

and "brah" you from the islands or just like to talk like you are? Cause where I'm from that would make you a barney.

Tricks are for kids and riding resort progresses your riding many many X's faster than just riding backcountry. (To be honest, and I'll get chastised for saying this, I HATED SKATEBOARDING when I was a kid. I'm talking mid 80's. Once I got older I appreciated it more, but never had an ounce of skate influence in my riding. I stopped buying snowboard videos the day I saw an urban rail session. Looked so stupid riding a rail in town with huge mountains behind you...jeebus I'm rambling)

And if you're riding switch or doing 180's on your swallowtail down 50 degree gnar gnar then we'll talk!

I'm gonna go back to being envious of all your sweet Dynafritchigarmontreallywishutele'dnosteezeomgimsuchamountaineerwithmysweethardboots.

OK I ADMIT SOFTBOOTS SUCK FOR THE UP IN MOST CASES BUT FUCK THEY RIDE SO MUCH BETTER I WANT A HYBRID!!!!!

I think I am now a Barney, but am in good company.

It is an islander thing, a Barney is a Haole that is trying to surf.

And I still have no idea what the hell a Jong is

This is true, you can't get better company than the guys/gals on this site and don't mean that in a sarcastic shit talking way. (Input smilie where every one is hugging in a circle)

and BG you are a Pornstar.....STD's in all. Your riding rips even if you can't ride switch or do a 180 (as seen in your viddy's) and nobody I mean nobody can talk shit or offend people at the level you do. I mean that with sincerity (input..where is that dam group huggy smilie).



The swallow's for soul surfing deep days. The hardboots are for mtneering objectives and big days with lots of vert. The soft boots are for most everything else. You know kinda like how the karakorems are for skiing groomers.

You guys have me laughing on the floor



Hey I resemble that statement...



And this one. Got a lot of funny looks.

Now add in the fact that I was a white kid living in Hawaii learning how to surf...oh man, not sure what this makes me, but I'm sure it's bad. A JONGing Barney GAPER? All my secrets are revealed. It's always funny to me how each sport has there little insider lingo.

Cheers to all my new splitboarding friends. What a great winter I've had and the best part of the season is yet to come.

I pulled off a switch 180 backflip(backflip was unintentional) with my new dynafit clad swally wanabe in the steep tight trees in front of a big posse female riders rockin bikinis at the resort last weekend.
Stomped that shit, but due to the fact that i was wearing gaper baggy resort pants they ended up around my knees.
So does this make me steezey, sleazey or as big a porn star as BG???