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  • #580177
    peacefrog
    376 Posts

    What’s the difference between a lentil and a chickpea?

    you wouldn’t pay to have a lentil on your chest.

    #677675
    splittilps
    154 Posts

    What do you call an attractive girl on the arm of a splitboarder?

    A tattoo.

    Originally a banjo-player joke but I had to make it relevant to the forum.

    #677676
    Bralex
    1 Posts

    What’s the difference between a guide and a large pizza?

    A large pizza can feed a family of four.

    #677677
    saign
    330 Posts

    A skier told me this one on the lift once.

    what do you call a snowboarder who’s girlfriend broke up with him?…Homeless

    #677678
    fustercluck
    668 Posts

    How do you get a half dozen snowboarders out of a closet?

    Raise the rent

    #677679
    HansGLudwig
    601 Posts

    Whad’ya call a split boarder in a tie?

    The defendant.

    Be sure to bookmark Splitboard.com's Recent Activity page...
    http://splitboard.com/activity-2/

    #677680
    FlorianS
    22 Posts

    Two snowboarders walking down the street get to talking. One says to the other: “hey man, I just got a new board for my wife”
    his friend replies: “that’s a good trade”.

    #677681
    acopafeel
    134 Posts

    that was fantastic and made my day peacefrog!!!

    #677682
    ieism
    298 Posts

    What is the difference between an onion and a snowboard?

    You don’t cry when you cut a snowboard in half.

    http://flatlandsplitfest.com/

    #677683
    peacefrog
    376 Posts

    how many splitboarders does it take to change a lightbulb?

    two, one to hold the lightbuld and one to drink till the room starts spinning

    #677684
    aksltxlt
    621 Posts

    What do you call two skiers on shaped skis?

    pair o ball lickers

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