Forums Splitboard Talk Forum joke thred Viewing 11 posts - 1 through 11 (of 11 total) Author Posts October 17, 2014 at 8:10 am #580177 peacefrog 376 Posts What’s the difference between a lentil and a chickpea? you wouldn’t pay to have a lentil on your chest. October 22, 2014 at 3:29 pm #677675 splittilps 154 Posts What do you call an attractive girl on the arm of a splitboarder? A tattoo. Originally a banjo-player joke but I had to make it relevant to the forum. October 28, 2014 at 5:06 pm #677676 Bralex 1 Posts What’s the difference between a guide and a large pizza? A large pizza can feed a family of four. October 28, 2014 at 7:36 pm #677677 saign 330 Posts A skier told me this one on the lift once. what do you call a snowboarder who’s girlfriend broke up with him?…Homeless October 29, 2014 at 12:50 am #677678 fustercluck 668 Posts How do you get a half dozen snowboarders out of a closet? Raise the rent October 29, 2014 at 4:14 am #677679 HansGLudwig 601 Posts Whad’ya call a split boarder in a tie? The defendant. Be sure to bookmark Splitboard.com's Recent Activity page... http://splitboard.com/activity-2/ October 29, 2014 at 5:11 am #677680 FlorianS 22 Posts Two snowboarders walking down the street get to talking. One says to the other: “hey man, I just got a new board for my wife” his friend replies: “that’s a good trade”. October 29, 2014 at 5:50 am #677681 acopafeel 134 Posts that was fantastic and made my day peacefrog!!! October 29, 2014 at 7:08 am #677682 ieism 298 Posts What is the difference between an onion and a snowboard? You don’t cry when you cut a snowboard in half. http://flatlandsplitfest.com/ October 29, 2014 at 7:59 am #677683 peacefrog 376 Posts how many splitboarders does it take to change a lightbulb? two, one to hold the lightbuld and one to drink till the room starts spinning October 29, 2014 at 3:06 pm #677684 aksltxlt 621 Posts What do you call two skiers on shaped skis? pair o ball lickers Viewing 11 posts - 1 through 11 (of 11 total) You must be logged in to reply to this topic.