Member da prez

wellz, wellz, wellz….happy to report ullr’s return to the cascades unharmed.

speaking of unharmed

check it…unhappy to report that da prez’s luck ran out. bartender lady friend wasn’t having da prez’s shenanigans so no invite to stick around until shift was over and back to her crib. equates to a wobbly sesh of pedaling home down one of…[Read more]

2014 state of the cascadia union…..

– ullr is straight awol in these parts. warrant has been issued for his return unharmed to the pnw. be burnin’ more effigies to please him in the meantime. burn ban be damned.

– two weeks it’s on for the super “bowl”. seatown is so hyped this lid is gonna blow. so smoke em if ya got em

– weekend…[Read more]

ay yo….da prez is back even tho he never really went anywhere. what is back is the winter o’ suck. boooo. where da snow be at? bring that beat back!

in the meantime gonna have to find alternative entertainment since the pow left town. so be it as da prez is up for the challenge. however, all three bikes are out of order due to the many…[Read more]

can i get a wot wot from the pn-dub club? yáll better peep that westerly steez that’s breakin’ through the dark side. bye bye high it’s time to rock the low.

ay yo check this mini baker report. rolled to brodeo’s cabin with my #1 lady friend friday eve (recall a foot of fresh night before—bomber conditions too). ripped the clownwire…[Read more]

atta girl, powslash! da prez approves of your steez. any time you wanna roll with da prez just get a hold of da prez.

speaking of rolling….da prez gonna make slashers up at the legendary mt baker this weekend. a little clownwire action and a little touring. prolly cross paths with some of the legendary baker raven clan protecting their home…[Read more]

yeah yeah, baldylox pushing his (her?) way to the front. but did he / she step correct?

what’s dis about wishes? papa used to say wish in one hand and shiz in the other. now what’s dis metaphorical net full of?

take a man to a brothel and he’s set for a night….teach a man to play and he’s set for life. fish off that pier baby.

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powslash…what up gurl? fun indeed and your intuition serves you well. better mount your two-wheels of steel and come ride with the devils. if you want to roll with us just get a hold of us.

da prez is steady limping this week after blowing out the 9lb in gtown on saturday eve. a couple bike crashez on the way home and ewwweeee those hip…[Read more]

ay yo….da prez is back. checkin’ in on the latest panty steez.

i want to give a shout to my beautiful always down bitchez north of the border. y’all know how to step correct up there. da prez has been steady workin’ day and night to clear his name with the queen’s border crew. rest assured da prez will be rippin’ and trippin’ in canuckistan…[Read more]

stuka baby, what’s up? i gotta assume you’re a proper lady since you took time out to respond.

lemme remind our readers that a couple dudes stepped up in my panty thread last season and it didn’t end well. where in the world is KM???

too much choomin’ has my timing all f’d up right now so i missed the last blast of pow.

in the meantime we…[Read more]

@Maxwell Morrill wrote:

Roll call. Looking to meet split|boarders in the area. Many of my past tour buds have moved out of the area or had other life changes. If you’re down to get after it, PM me here.

About me:
Splitboarding since ’94, snowboarding since ’85
AAI Level I-III
WFR certified
Like to shoot, film on tour for website, blog,…

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not sure about loosening up screws for waxing. but if you want to know about loosening up the wax for screwing i’m your man.

actually +1 to what jason4 said. just get some wax on there and go rip.

bumpin’ this up for those that go bump in the night…

@mofoco wrote:

You might start by checking out one of these local spots:

http://tinyurl.com/aca2puz

my main man mofoco coming through. secret service has a spot for you anytime bro, just say the word. word?

i hear you can even booze it up at those joints. gonna have to rally the choomwagon down there soon. thanks for the tips….

wait what.?.? kyle and maxwell sure don’t sound like lady names. what you clowns doin’ checking my trolling? i know my administration came out for the gay community but that doesn’t mean i’m swinging both ways.

now, where da LADIES at?

@ieism wrote:

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@ ieism— what up blood? you gots lifetime entrance to the choom wagon with that recommendation. i’m pickin up what your putting down. just make sure we gots no hangers. might have the second term cut short with a felony and all.

peace…chicago stylee.

@ chijiaba— my fellow citizen, you are declared banned from the choom wagon. you’re giving the rest of us a bad name sir. i don’t recall a presidential decree to add a third team to the super bowl.

-potus

@KR exactly. as a result of your non-compliance you will be detained indefinitely at fema camp #666.

executive order #6090: if you shred with poles in hand thou shall not choom.

executive order #6089: if you shred with poles in hands then do not switch halves when skinning.

i prefer one with a hood and chest pockets with an entrance inside the jacket. makes it easier for chooming out of the wind.

i approve of this message. it’s like the identity politics that put me in office. we all need our special interests cuz that’s what will really bring us all together. i hear by declare february the official un-splitboarding month. we must unify!